Imagine, that technologies have changed, the world has turned about the axis, and once long-awaited iPhone more is necessary to nobody. What to do? Be not afraid, friends, we are here and always help you!

It is necessary, that iPhone has knowingly appeared on the Earth and nevertheless serve service for the mankind blessing. We also wish to bring mite, and we offer 10 ways how to take a maximum possible of iPhone.

Notice, that we do not offer absolutely obvious “applications″, as for example, to prop up unsteady leg of a table, or to buy 100 thousand nobody necessary iPhones and to construct a huge pyramid - a monument to Steve Jobs. We only offer the most original decisions.

1. To put it in a blender. A distortion, tell you, but actually you receive some seconds of unforgettable sensations for all family. Why not to use microwave cook or to knock on iPhone with sledge hammer? Please, there is no limit of your imagination.

2. To start to the Moon. Specially for those who wishes to bring the contribution to an outer space exploration. We will admit, scientists will want to start phone on the Moon - and here you iPhone is useful for the decision of actual problems: how iPhone makes contact with the Moon, how deeply enters into the Moon surface? And, let us assume, it is necessary to estimate, what role will play iPhone in war of China against space station of Great Britain on the Moon. You send iphone and scientists will find application to it.

3. To offer iPhone to NASA. One more decision connected with space. Space shuttles at an input in atmosphere strongly heat up, and consequently their surface cover with a heat-shielding tile. NASA with pleasure of signs yours iPhone, possessing legendary durability and protection against damages to patch holes on a shuttle surface.

4. A new fashion. Possibilities here are huge: original earrings, iPhone-bikini, a bullet-proof vest from iPhone and many other things. Such dress definitely will relive any party, besides can bring more drive in your intimate relations. Accessible colours: “Jobs” - greenish-yellow, «Apple» - green, «Cisco» - light-cherry. What color do you like?

5. A board for skyserfing for your porpoise. Give pleasure to your fluffy friend at least time in a life: dump it from height of 3000 metres and give the chance to drive on air streams. (If will not find a parachute of the corresponding size, it will be also last time). By the way, do not afraid, in Peru there are many recipes of preparation of porpoises, and you can offer your own.

6. The attack weapon. Will dismiss Taser C2, the bulletproof covering of iPhone does the perfect weapon of protection/attack of phone. Computer modelling has convinced, that the virtual supermodel (all similarities to real people consider casual) can safely use iPhone as the tool for making smarter stupid assistants without any harm for phone.

7. Help the world. There are no doubts, that phone, with such delight met by all world, can facilitate sufferings of mankind. For example, send phone unnecessary to you in the poorest corner of a planet, and then when there will come Christmas, you can congratulate them on a holiday. And how in Africa learn about Christmas approach?

8. Present to the girlfriend. We will admit, that you at Mac conference, discuss technics novelties, and yours girlfriend in 5 thousand km from you. What to do? Present to it the latest version of iPhone-satisfaction. Well, all is simple, data are passed through Internet, thirteen speeds, movement sensor. Attention: a picture only an illustration of potential possibilities of iPhone, the device, a cable and the girl are delivered at additional expense. A photo has not being showen for ethical reasons…

9. Our Earth in crisis, also nobody here to rescue it. Fossil energy sources are settled, governments in a panic, people in chaos, and here you offer ecologically pure power system - turbines working at the expense of heating of air. The principle is simple: collect group of admirers of Mac, show them on the screen some iPhones, and they start to heat up and up air around as start to think of how their life, and also a life of their relatives, both children, and grandsons has changed by iPhone. On the additional screen it is possible to show any hot beauty for increase of efficiency of the device. And all - take away heat, 100 watt on everyone cranky per hour, that on 70 % more than if simply to burn fan of Apple as fuel. To fill it is possible organic, easily utilised pizza - no more problems with ecology.

10. And finaly thrust it where it is necessary! It is not a curse, and not advice, it is one more stimulus for your imagination. We believe, that you will not disappoint us.

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